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Thursday, 23 August 2007
*ROMANCE MATHEMATICS*
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
*OFFICE ARITHMETIC*
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
*SHOPPING MATH*
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
*GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS*
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
*HAPPINESS*
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.
*LONGEVITY*
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
more willing to die.
*PROPENSITY TO CHANGE*
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
*DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE*
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
*HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED*
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing
the same thing to them at funerals.
Labels: lame
unlocked @ 8/23/2007