*ROMANCE MATHEMATICS*

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy


*OFFICE ARITHMETIC*

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime


*SHOPPING MATH*

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.


*GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS*

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


*HAPPINESS*

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.

*LONGEVITY*

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
more willing to die.

*PROPENSITY TO CHANGE*

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.


*DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE*

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


*HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED*

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing
the same thing to them at funerals.

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unlocked @ 8/23/2007

Wee~ the webby to find my fav lyrics is up
romanization of DBSK;Hug
Enjoy!!

Harumahn nibahng eui chim nae gah dwei goh shipuh (oh baby)
[Kim Jae Joong]
Duh ddah seu hee poh geun hee nae poom eh gahm ssah ahn goh [Muht jin oui moh Kim Jae Joong]
jae oo goh shipuh

Ah joo jahk eun dwei chuhk eem doh [Bak Yoo Chun]
nuh eui choh geu mahn sohk sahk eem eh
Nahn ggoom sohk eui gwei mool doh ee gyuh nae buh reel tehn deh [Choi goh mae nuh Bak Yoo Chun]

Nae gah uhp neun nuh eui hahroon [Kim Jae Joong]
uh duh geh heul ruh gah neun guhn jee
Nah reul uhl mah nah sarang hah neun jee
nahn nuh moo nah goong geum hahn deh (goong geumhae~) [DongBangShinGi]

Nuh eui jahk eun suh rahm sohk eui [Kim Joon Soo]
eel gee jahng ee dwei goh shipuh
Ahl soo uhp neun nuh eui geu bee meel doh
nae mahm sohk eh dahm ah dool rae
nuh mohl rae [Mahl geun young hohn Kim Joon Soo]

- (During Music) -

[Choi gahng ehm buh_Kim JaeJoong_Jung YoonHo_Bak YooChun_Kim JoonSoo_Shim ChangMin_DongBangShinGi Jjang!]

Hah roo mahn nuh eui goh yahng ee gah dwei goh shipuh [Uh reen wahng jah Shim Chang Min]
Nee gah joo neun mahd eet neun oo yoo wah
boo deu ruh oon nee poom ahn eh suh [Shim Chang Min]
Oom jeek ee neun jahng nahn eh doh
nuh eui gwei yuh oon eem maht choom eh
Nah doh ool rae jeel too reul
neu ggee doh ee suh nah bwah [Kah ree soo mah Jung Yoon Ho]


Nae mah eum ee ee ruhn guh yah
Nuh bahk gehn bohl soo uhp neun guh jee
Noogoo reul bwah doh uh dee ee suh doh
Nahn nuh mahn bah rah boh jahn hah [DongBangShinGi]


Dahn ha roo mahn ah joo chin hahn [Shim Chang Min]
nuh eui ae een ee dwei goh shipuh [Uh reen wahng jah Shim Chang Min]

Nuh eui jah rahng doh ddae rohn too juhng doh
dah deul eul soo ee seul tehn deh
Nuhl wee hae

In my heart in my soul
Nah eh geh sarang ee rahn
ah jeek uh saek hajimahn
Ee seh sahng moh deun guhl nuh eh geh joo goh shipuh
ggoom eh suh rah doh [Dong.Bang.Shin.Gi.Jjang.]

Nae mah eum ee ee ruhn guh yah [Uh reen wahng jah Shim ChangMin]
jee kyuh bohl soo mahn ee suh doh
Nuh moo kamsa hae mahn hee hengbok hae
nah joh geum eun boo johk hae doh [Kim Joon Soo]

Uhn jeh ggah jee nuh eui gyuht eh
yuhn een eu roh eet goh shipuh
Nuh reul nae poom eh (nee gah nae poom eh)
gah deuk ahn eun chae
geud uh buh ryuh seu myuhn shipuh
young wohn hee. [Dong.Bang.Shin.Gi.Jjang.]

translation..
(Young Woong)
I want to be your bed in your room for just a day
I want to make you go to sleep, comfortably, warmly in my arms
(Mickey)
for you, I'd win over all your problems and all your busy errands,
Even the monster in your dream

(Young Woong)
I wonder how a day without me passes by for you
Im so curious to how much you really love me

(Sia)
I want to be your diary in your little drawer
I want to put all your secrets in my heart, without you knowing

(ChoiKang)
I want to be your kitty for just a day
You feed it warm milk and softly embrace it

(UKnow)
Seeing your playfulness with the cat and your cute kisses to it
I guess I even felt a little jealous

(Mickey) My heart is like this...
(Sia) You're the only person who can see it
(Mickey) No matter who I see, or where I am,
(Sia)I only look at you

(ChoiKang)
I want to be your close lover just for a day
I'd be able to listen to your accomplishments and even your complaints
(Sia)
Just for you

(ChoiKang)
In my heart, in my soul
Love is still something thats awkward to me but
(Young Woong)
I want to you give you everything in this world
Even if it would only be in my dreams

(ChoiKang)
My heart is like this
Just the fact that I can watch over you,
(Sia)
Makes me so grateful, Im so happy, even if I lack a lot

(Young Woong)
I want to be your lover forever
When you are in my arms, I want to become stone
So we can stay this way forever

Labels: Klyrics

unlocked @ 8/22/2007

Thx cousan for the song!
so here's the bdae song:
(with the pok amai amai belalang kupu theme song)

hepi bdae to u!
hepi bdae to u!
now that u are seventeen
go eat mangosteeeeeen!!
(ermm.. just to make it rhyme)
slamat hari tak menjadi!
slamat hari tak menjadi!
awak dah pun tujoh belas tahun
next year ko lapan belas tahun..
(haha.. i dunno how to finish it!)
Allah selamat kan kamu!
Allah selamat kan aku!
Allah selamat kan Bora dan YunHo!
Allah selamat kan Song Hye Gyo!
(original beb!)

Yay!! Thank you for putting YunHo's name! I turn 17 alrdy. Wee~

unlocked @ 8/20/2007

"Loving someone is like caring for a garden, love it too much or too little and it dies, but love it just right and it will live forever."

"Don't say you love me unless you mean it because I might do something stupid...like believe it!"

"The things that people in love do to each other they remember, and if they stay together it's not because they forget, it's because they forgive."

"When I think of you, I get a sudden burst of strength. When I see you, I go weak at the knees."

"I love it when you look at me because for a moment I know I've crossed your mind."

"It's funny how when you're not in love, love quotes and songs mean nothing to you, but when you actually fall in love, they take on a whole new meaning."

"When I close my eyes you're everywhere, but when I am awake you're never there"

unlocked @ 8/18/2007

unlocked @ 8/17/2007

My mood today is Super Happy High. I try to be nice the little ones and I think I've been nice to them. So happy for myself 'cause I'm not someone who cares for people's feelings. After watching some sad documentaries, I decided to turn over a new leaf. Wee~ Untie the Yellow ribbon-_-

Ook. My life at the moment is super boring. I get frustrated over finding korean dramas. So anyone who have uploaded Coffee Prince, 7 princesses, My Ugly Sweety please tell me. Thanks!

So I don't have much to blog actually. Well I do want to blog about certain things but then i realised that I will hurt people involve in my stories. So oh well..lets look forward to tomorrow? Haha.

Guess wat! I won 1 million euro. HOHOHO! Confirm scam one so im not gonna believe. Hehex.

Im alrdy halfway through watching Lovers In Paris. I kinda like it. haha. Wee~ Im so done today. Wanna watch videos on youtube. Thanks!

unlocked @ 8/13/2007

listening to Candy by H.O.T.
Kangta is hot! hehex.
Tony too!
the song is super cute :p
finding the lyrics but couldnt find. sad :(

my music player fill with korean songs. So happy!! haha.
im currently finding songs from Byul and Tim. and some audition songs.
So if u have the songs pls send me. Kamsahamnida.
Oh ya..and songs from Fly To the Sky^^ and Eru too!

I think Lee Jung Hyun songs is very nice! been listening to her songs for quite some time. Anyway..if u guys have any nice korean songs pls send me. Hehex^^

unlocked @ 8/10/2007

Happy Birthday Singapore!!!!

unlocked @ 8/09/2007

my life is almost ruin.
I donno wat im doing. Haix.
All my dreams..shattered.
I just dont know what the hell im doing.

unlocked @ 8/09/2007

Wow! Been blog hopping.. and most of the entries i read is abt ppl falling in love blah blah blah. LOL. When is it going to be my turn?!!!! Haha.
sadded. Can i be mean and ask all of u to just give up on love. HOHOHO! Be like me..single can mingle^^

If u need someone why i cant be the one for you? LOL
If u need a shoulder to cry on why not it be my shoulder? LOL
If u need a hand to hold, why cant it be mine? LOL
If u want someone to be with u day and night, why cant it be me? LOL

You will see tat one day..im always here for u. Even im just a friend to you, i hope one day u will see tat my presence will make a big impact in your life. u dont hav to feel hurt just to love someone..come be my lover. LOL.

I donno wat the hell im blogging abt. LOL. Wanna blog something mushy but it turn out to be disgusting. Well... it takes another to heal a broken heart.

Take care everyone. Im gonna gaze at my baby tonight.

unlocked @ 8/08/2007

ei got alot of things to blog.. abt JJ Lin... WCG... the guy tat i like *this time it is a really person tat ive spoken to... abt my relatives... abt transexuals ive met.

abt the transexuals.
i met the two of them during WCG^^
i donno why i get super excited looking at them. LOL.
One them name is Charlotte Tan. Im not really sure if it is really the man-cum-woman's name cuz i see tat name at her bag. HOHOHO. She really look like somebody from China. And she tied her hair with the same pink color ribbon for the straight four days during WCG. On the last day, i realised tat she is poor. She got no money to go for breast implants. LOL. She wasnt wearing any bra. HOHOHO!!!
The other trans i met was on the last day of WCG. HuiYu was the one who notice tat person. Tat person who look like a man have big breast!!! Damn big can see the nipple lah. And then after awhile.. the trans wit big breast came with another lady to talk to me. They wanted my barracoda jacket. Of course i said NO with the help of HuiYu. I almost give my beloved jacket away to tat TRANSVIXEN. lol. i realised tat she mustve wasted on her money on breast implants than plastic surgery cuz her face is really damn ugly lah. So ugly especially her eyebrowns.

I was so high when i got to see JJLin. Though it is not the first time...it feels like a first time. Im not really into him but whatever it is, to me he is a SUPERSTAR! Haha.. thanks to the animax camera woman..i got pics of JJLin^^ Got to hear him sing live too! Wee~~ But hate the part where he dance cuz nobody can dance better than my Bi and Se7en. Blueck to you JJLin. LOL.

the guy tat i like...Whoooa~ I can go on like Whoooa forever and ever. Anyway..it is just a crushed. LOL. He got a nice name. Hehex. the sadest thing is, he dont know my name. LOL!! But im happy things still remain the same. Im still myself and nothing more happen to my present life.

unlocked @ 8/06/2007

i had fun with them ^^

unlocked @ 8/06/2007

i had u so many times but somehow i wan more.

i didnt know i was tat mean. i thought ive changed. Saw Ms Tay Serling few days back. At first, i thought i saw an old lady wearing nice clothes. Not trying to be mean, tats is wat i feel at the moment. On the second glance...it was in fact her. She look sick..tired...weak. I could see tat she's struggling to carry her bag. She really look sick to me and im scared of her.

Saw Jian Wei two days back. He was wit his friends. We just smile. I was shocked actually cuz he was standing bside me all those while.

I reall hate it when ppl try to scam...cheat...lie...and whatever. Some are really kiasu. The things tat can be taken, the want it more. And for the one thing tat they cant hav such as the barracoda jacket, they insist on having it. For some...they wanted to buy the barracoda jacket. Is it tat valuable? LOL. I dont really mind ppl taking more things for the free notebook but in order to get more, the lie and said they hasnt take. NBCB! Saw yr face at my booth more than twice and still say u hasnt get in yet.

im tired.

unlocked @ 8/06/2007

Whoever donno wat WCG stands for... EAT YOUR OWN SHIT NOW!

I won myself a pair of Golden Village *PLATINUM LOUNGE* today.. I play tat stupid xbox guitar thingy and won first place. Whatever lah...im still a noobie. My leg was actually shaking while playing with the other players. And the MC keep on calling me Lady that i didnt know he was refering to me. Well..it was on Easy Mode so i think i did quite well bcause i only started playing it today. Haha

Animax/Seagate booth is so not lively. I cant hear anything coming out from the characters mouth..how to watch anime. NBCB! After all the gamers leave the place, finally i can watch the show which i donno wat is it. I feel so dead. There is like nothing to do there except teaching some noob ppl to play and stamp their card quest. I really hate it when those aunties and uncles just want to stamp the card without even playing.Sheesh...at least play lah...then still wanna ask for free gift. Siao ah! U wan free gift go Shit and eat lah.

Well.. people might think that i lead such a wonderful life not skooling. Ive been feeling depressed bcuz of this! Stereotype ppl should be discriminate. Ive alot of issues abt this topic. Pls dont ask me why I quit skool. Fist and for most, Im not getting married. Just bcuz im not skooling now, tat doesnt mean im going to start a family. Damn u mother fuckers! Dont act like u know me. In fact none of u do. I hate telling ppl what im gonna do. Bcuz of this..i lead to lying to almost all of you. Dont give me tat stupid attitude of yrs tat i was being stupid for quitting. I seriously had enough of u ppl. Why cant u ppl just keep things out of my life. If i need some help, i will ask for it. I damn fucking hate it. I quit skool for now. Not forever. Bloody idiot NBCB! So stop showing me tat pathetic face of yrs. Everyone hav their diff views. No one is the same. So shut yr bloody mouth and dont just shoot yr words on my face. If i keep my mouth shut bcuz of this it means i cant be bothered talking to you jerks. Pls stop asking what im going to do next. I hate questions tat came out from such a stereotype person mind. They are so dense tat i hope they die one they shoot of their mouth on my face. I dont think that i waste my time learning in RP. I seriously dont think so. I learn new things..meet great classmates and i had boundless of good memories in class. I dont regret joining RP now. I just hav a change of plan along the way. For my plan to work...i hav to make sacrifices. I wan to be more independent... i wan to hav my own mind and not ppl asking me what to do. My parents dont really mind abt it but why are u ppl making such a big fuss abt it.

i still hav so much to say...

unlocked @ 8/04/2007

Just like that it bring smiles on my face.

If i give u my all, would u be wit me for life?
I know it never gonna happen
Not in this life.

im not gonna be sick no more. i just know that i should be fighting towards the end. Im gonna be flying high one day. Fly higher than u ppl who look me down once upon a time. All the heartache u hav cause to me, i still keep them in mind. Never will i erase those sarcastic words. I will think it day by day. No matter what, the more I think about it, the more I hate you. Though you think u did nothing hurtful, yr words cause me pain. i almost die from it. I swear abt it. u were my friend. u did heartless things to me just like that.. i don need u or anybody.

unlocked @ 8/03/2007

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